MY MATH TEACHER SAW ME TEXTING AND MADE ME STAND IN FRONT OF THE ROOM AND HE TOLD ME TO READ THE TEXTS BUT I WOULNT SO HE TOOK MY PHONE AND READ THE LAST THREE ON THERE OUT LOUD AND THE FIRST ONE WAS “IM HUNGRY” AND MY FRIEND REPLIED WITH “HUNGRY FOR SEMEN” AND I SAID “TRUE THOUGH” IMGONNA JUMP OFF A BUILDING
if i had the power to control time i would probably just use it to sleep more
if you stopped it in a test
at the last minute
just wandered off, brought your notes in, finished it correctly and put them back
that would be a good idea too
If you could stop time you wouldn’t do tests you could just take stuff from shops and live off that
no thats illegal
↳ Jennifer & Josh behind the scenes.
“I put it (a dummy) in Jennifer Lawrence’s trailer, her bathroom, so she went to go to the bathroom and she had to pee, ‘cause you do when you have to go to the bathroom, and she opens the door and sees this dummy and screams and apparently peed her pants. Like, literally, laughed so hard, she peed. So I was very proud of myself, that I was able to pull off a prank like that.” - Josh
One of these is an evil mastermind determined to rule the human race.
The other is a Dalek.
“Who knows Abigail better than you and I? Or the burden she bears? We are her fathers now.”
#dafuq did u just say about me gandalf
I had to reblog for the tag “dafuq did u just say about me gandalf.”