valar morghulis

avatardedpotterhead:

dicksconnected:

i dont understand why guys wont buy tampons because:

  1. NO one thinks theyre for you
  2. actually everyone thinks youre the sweetest person ever and there is a 103% chance i will date u
  3. nobody thinks theyre for you calm the fuck down

4. they’ll probably assume you have a girlfriend

oomshi:

as soon as I see a cute celebrity I google their height I have to make sure this relationship will work

sublimesublemon:

the-brandon-moskun:

mufasamonsta:

mapsontheweb:

Map(of)Porn: most searched term on porn sites

i see you kentucky
more like gayfucky

this made me laugh more then it should have 

there are so many things about this that are hilarious
atomictiki:

skies-ofskaia:

trydain:

camwyn:

lostinhistory:

prinnyemperor:

gigaguess:

You fucked up you seriously fucked up.

actual photo of maryland


Rise of the Crustaceans.

Category 0.5 kaiju.

CRAB BATTLE

Category 0.5 Kaiju

RESET THE EGG TIMER

phantamxrose:

kvotheunkvothe:

consulting-catlady:

universalpotatochip:

universalpotatochip:

My stomach growled super loud in French omg

I would like to clarify my stomach did not speak French. It growled in French class I apologize

bonjour

le growl

hon hon hon feed me a baguette

plantum:

this doesn’t mean much but i thought of it and thought it was cute / don’t change the source !!!

panic-at-the-dildos:

djali96:

panic-at-the-dildos:

damn son vaginas get itchy too and u don’t see us shoving our hands down our pants it’s called self control go find some

Wut?

DAMN SON VAGINAS GET ITCHY TOO AND U DON’T SEE US SHOVING OUR HANDS DOWN OUR PANTS IT’S CALLED SELF CONTROL G O F I N D S O M E

"I learned that people can easily forget that others are human."
"Prisoner" from the Stanford Prison Experiment (1971)

thatisludicrous:

castiels-celestiel-dick:

vinegod:

Some people say I look like this guy by MrLegenDarius

jfc

OH MY GOD YES

"The second we are born, we start dying. So this is not life, this is death."
Amelia Mysko, Hold On - via irregards (via perfect)